One man while travelling in a train in India complained to the guard that his wallet (purse) fell down the toilet in a train.

"Why didn't you pull the chain?" asked the guard.

"I did, sir," He replied, "but every time I pulled the chain, water would come down from the toilet."

Nehru asked that after his death, his ashes be scattered all over India. Someone asked Pratap Singh Cairon, who was close to Nehru, where he wished his ashes be scattered after his death.

Cairon was basically an honest man but his wife and sons were corrupt.

"Try to dump all my ashes on my wife's face" he said, "but if some ashes still remain, dump it on the faces of my sons."

One white guy went drinking with some Sikhs in Southhall,

England. As drinks came, the Sikhs would tell him, "Chakko,

Chakko.." The man would take the drinks and kept on drinking.

Finally he fell down on the floor. One Sikh said to his friend,

"Ainoo chakko yaar (pick him up, my friend!) "

The Englishman replied, "No more Chakko Chakko.." (He thought

they were asking him to take another drink.)