1. What did the lonely banana say?

Im a"kela".

2. What did the green peas say?

Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?

"Aaloo?"

4. Where do cabbages hang out?

In the Gobi desert.

5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called?

B(h)ooths

6. What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?

Angoora

7. What is a vegetables favourite love song?

Love me tinda.

8. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

Why do phools fall in love?

9. What did the fat car say?

I'm a mota car.

10. What did the confused egg say?

I dont unda-stand.

11. Where do earrings go on holiday?

Bali.

12. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

Jhinga Bells.

13. What did the half eaten naan say?

I wish I was puri.

14. What did the lonely potato sing?

Aaloo lonesome tonight? "

15. What do you call a bald poet?

Ik-bal.

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