Below is the text of one ad posted on www.myads.org in group: Jokes and Humor for the city of houston

Title: Nursery Rhymes we did not learn

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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slices of bread.

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JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

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SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
“Pies, you Dumb Ass”

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HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings’ horses,
And all the kings’ men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

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